Today the Fifth of May 2010: Kitan feels filling a blog or adding a new note to notes is not the solution to the problems raised.
Kitan obviously doesnt want to sit behind her desk writing this.
However Kitan cannot help it since the likes of IBB, Yerima ,CHICKEN FARMER and all the rest of ’em would not LEAVE HER TV SCREEN ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!
Hence the note.
Over and over I keep getting invites to join various groups that are ‘revolting'(behind their PC screens) to the present political situation of things in Nigeria and honestly I am tired. At first it seemed hilarious, then ridiculous and then outrightly disgusting that IBB could even have the effontry to think up the dream of becoming the President of Nigeria. As someone tells me often, the Problem of Nigeria emanantes from the fact that we no longer have a value for values. A man like IBB should either be rotting in jail or hiding in a corner in his room since all the anti corruption agencies have refused to have a reason to indict the Godfather himself.
Think about it…. Is IBB trying to make a mockery of the Nigerian People? Is he smearing in our faces the fact that he knows we are just numbers with no worth? What in the world did he forget in there that he needs to go back to? I am extremly upset right now not just because IBB is one hell of a bold man but because MY WORDS DONT SEEM TO COUNT!!!!!!!!! I AM A NIGERIAN WITH NIGERIAN BLOOD FLOWING IN MY VEINS AND ALL IM ASKING IS THAT THIS EMPTY BARRELS SHUT UP PERMANENTLY (Probably Follow Yaradua’s lead)
Now im calm…. This is for you IBB not like you will get to read this anyway: You have proved your point, you have obviously told us we are all fools with amnesia and you have screamed it over and over again Nigeria is yours. All the other fools that sat on that seat were only warming it up for you, Nigeria is your trash can and you can do whatever you want…. Point taken…. But we are trying to prove to you too that somewhere within us lies a true Nigerian spirit! It is only logical that a hundred and fifty million would weigh more than one Hefty Joker (150,000,00 minus the other Jokers called Politicians I mean) The sad thing is nothing seems logical around here!!!!!
Now more seriously I commend the way the Yaradua issue was handled… I just hope the silence lasts(it may not anyway since Yaradua may rise up again and want to claim his throne except he is dethroned while he still sleeps). The National Assembly should be applauded on this issue except of course with the exception of the guy whose driver is equally his inlaw….. Has anyone seen this dude’s beard? He is an old fool with white hair all over…. What right thinking human being would think of a marriage to a 13 year old? I dont get it! This guy is practically insane and lacks values too (obviously) A 13 year old!!!!! Is she really supposed to carry out the duties of a wife? And who on earth is her father? He is not worth the honor accorded to fathers…. Yerima should not be in the senate… He is a disgrace to the entire nation… I used to think the older you get the wiser you become Nigerian politicians r an exception to this rule! I have only one candid advise to Yerima.. Sorry two..
1. Return that grandchild to school Let her experience the joy of adolescence!!!!!!!!!
2. Quit dyeing your beard (Take a cue from Soyinka..the dye seems to make you think you are the KOKO!!!!)
My dear old Chicken farmer on the other hand just seems to be becoming a cranky old man…. as a matter of fact he amuses me these days his answer to the question are you backing acting president Jonathan just proves it…. The cranky old man had this to say “Did you see Jonathan at my back?” When asked to repeat what he had just said, Mr. Obasanjo replied, “I am a recycled man; I don’t repeat myself.” Hehehe… Laff Wan Kill Me Die… I would not mind seeing him on the next Baba Suwe Movie!!!!!!!!
Now I have spent a vital part of my day wailing about things my words may not change>>>>>>> I am more than certain that this old cranky people will still show up on my TV screen.. Sadly not as Comedians but as Who they are!
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